Only the descendants of Jean-Jacques remained to protect Creation

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Shh. Let's concentrate and forget what the catechism lady told us. I'll continue.

So I was saying, don't ask me why, but the fallen angels apparently really wanted to see the birth of an industrial civilization, probably because of a pronounced taste for steam-punk, which is a pretext for all the corsets, as everyone knows. Except that the cities of Cain's descendants multiplied. Don't ask me how, Cain probably reproduced by sensually making love to nutria, since the last I heard, there were three brothers and that's it, and the film says nothing about it. In short, bestiality or not, Cain's cities, I was saying, grew to the point of covering the entire surface of the earth and exhausting all its resources and turning it into a vast desert.


And the film (both pre- and post-apocalyptic, as it happens) begins when Noah as a child, the last descendant of Jean-Jacques, is about to undergo the ritual with his daddy to become a man. What do you say? A single descendant for Jean-Jacques, whereas there were enough people per generation under Cain to cover the Earth? Yes, I think there's one who kept the secret of the special lead nutria for himself. But anyway! The last of the Jean-Jacques is with his dad in a rocky corner, when Papa Noah wraps a relic around his arm: the molted skin of the serpent from the Garden of Eden. It starts to glow and to complete the coming-of-age ritual, Papa Noah has to touch his son with it, but just as he's about to do so, a whole army accompanied by fallen angels (which are big stone golems, to put it simply) appears 20 meters from our heroes who, no, hadn't noticed them.

That's a shame. They probably had skates on.

At the head of this nasty army of Cain's descendants is Tubal (also called "Tuduku" by his friends). He is obviously very mean and greedy, and he explains to Papa Noah that enough bullshit, Creation, God, all that... after all, in the cities, people are dying of hunger and thirst due to a lack of resources and the Creator has done nothing. Tubal therefore gives Papa Noah a big slap, explaining to him that in the name of his people and humanity, he will take everything he needs to survive. He therefore seizes the relic of the serpent from the Garden of Eden, which he makes his own, then... kills Papa Noah, so that he stops his eco-friendly sermons.