Except that as soon as night falls

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"  Come on, Clark, it's okay, you have to know how to fix your mistakes. So go back, put all the kids back on the bus, and push it back into the water ."
So let's go back to the present day, in the Arctic regions of our planet, as a helicopter lands near a military base. On board is Lois Lane, the famous Daily Planet reporter, who has come to investigate the research our army friends are doing in the area. They are very embarrassed: damn, a reporter who has announced herself, how are we going to hide our super secret research special lead from her? I know: let's explain everything to her and offer to put her up at the camp. Action Man, the local military leader (his name is that because throughout the film, whenever there is a vaguely military vehicle, he will be in it and knows how to pilot everything), tells our heroine that an enormous metal object several thousand years old has been found under the ice. Well, well! The research is going well, but it will still take time to reach the objective; In the meantime, it's late, so Lois is invited to go to bed, even if she's excited and doesn't want to sleep, that's enough now, no tantrums.

Our curious woman leaves her home cackling like a turkey on acid and equipped with her magic camera, she takes a photo of the construction site in the middle of the night, zooms in on a shadowy area where we can barely see anything but where she saw a suspicious half-pixel, and thanks to her expert-grade zoom, spots... someone walking! Yes, that's all. And suspicious on a construction site, phew. I hope there's no construction near her house, otherwise she must be the worst stalker in the history of construction. She decides in any case to follow this guy randomly spotted by... by climbing ice cliffs? Oh yeah, I... okay. And in the cliff there is a gallery where the man has obviously entered. So she sets off after him...

By the way, I'll take this opportunity: if you already find this long, go pee now, because it's not over.

Is it done? No, because we won't stop after that, right? I don't want any "  I still want it!  " or "  When will we get there? " Okay, let's start again.

Our man is Clark Kent. After being the Man of Breizh, he was a cook for a while on a truck, and then finally, as he was bored, he decided to find, just like that, a ship from the planet Krypton trapped under the ice. He probably learned that during his time on the truck, between two rumors he heard on the CB about the promotions that Germaine the Goulue would do behind the chip stand in the Green Mare area. The fact remains that at the entrance to the ship, you need a Krypton key to get in... and that's a good thing: Clark tries his, and discovers that the security was pretty crap on Krypton, namely that if you push your key in halfway, it activates the defenses against you, but if you push a little so that it goes in all the way, hey presto, the defenses protect you. Okay. And the onboard computer begins to read the contents of the key, namely... holographic software! This reveals his father, Jor-El, next to our hero.