While Curtis and Gandalf talk with Gertrude
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 6:21 am
Good good good.
Another stupid thing, right out of the blue?
No problem, this movie is a big turd to be polite: suddenly, all the guys equipped with axes pull out of their pockets... night vision goggles. Because here again, the last survivors of humanity thought that really, these were essential equipment on a permanently lit train. And that's the trick: the train goes through a tunnel, the lights are turned off by the bad guys and... then a massacre begins since the friends of the axes can peacefully smash their enemies who find themselves blind.
This shot alone makes you wonder, "Is this really a serious film?"
In the process, Relou dies. And it's sad, except for the spectators.
Curtis, for his part, senses that there's a bit of panic in the underpants. But that's without b2b email list counting on our friends in the 3rd class who have made torches. Yes. Dozens of them. And yes, in less than two minutes, with everything they needed, which they had with them, of course. The counterattack is therefore brutal and the 3rd class manages to properly beat up the axe friends and even capture the nasty Gertrude as well as various henchmen. The opportunity therefore to send the survivors into the next car, which is therefore the tank and which is equipped with showers (oh yes)
“We control the cistern. And as you said in the previous scene for your New Year's speech: it's the reservoir for all the train's water. If we control it… we control the train.”
– Ahaha! Except no: the bow at the front of the train feeds the tank, so it's useless!
– I don't see the connection: the bow breaks the ice and maybe even supplies the tank, but all that's outside. So without the tank, it's going to be complicated anyway, kids.
– No: the script says that suddenly, bang, my argument is enough to supply water to the entire train and therefore you lose all interest in the tank you just fought and died for.
– Does the script say anything else that's completely stupid?
– Yes, look at the next page of dialogue! And to think that the French press praised us!
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Because no, it's not over: Curtis decides to find a use for Gertrude by asking her, " Where are the children who were taken? And Wilford? You're going to have to lead us by force, Gertrude! "
…
It's a train.
It's a fucking train.
If you want to find someone on a train, it's not that complicated: you just move forward. So Gertrude is useless: it's like asking her to guide you down a corridor with no doors. Note, there was also another option if you really wanted to get the super relevant information " The children and Wilford are towards the front of the train" : ask Yuna and her clairvoyant powers.
Another stupid thing, right out of the blue?
No problem, this movie is a big turd to be polite: suddenly, all the guys equipped with axes pull out of their pockets... night vision goggles. Because here again, the last survivors of humanity thought that really, these were essential equipment on a permanently lit train. And that's the trick: the train goes through a tunnel, the lights are turned off by the bad guys and... then a massacre begins since the friends of the axes can peacefully smash their enemies who find themselves blind.
This shot alone makes you wonder, "Is this really a serious film?"
In the process, Relou dies. And it's sad, except for the spectators.
Curtis, for his part, senses that there's a bit of panic in the underpants. But that's without b2b email list counting on our friends in the 3rd class who have made torches. Yes. Dozens of them. And yes, in less than two minutes, with everything they needed, which they had with them, of course. The counterattack is therefore brutal and the 3rd class manages to properly beat up the axe friends and even capture the nasty Gertrude as well as various henchmen. The opportunity therefore to send the survivors into the next car, which is therefore the tank and which is equipped with showers (oh yes)
“We control the cistern. And as you said in the previous scene for your New Year's speech: it's the reservoir for all the train's water. If we control it… we control the train.”
– Ahaha! Except no: the bow at the front of the train feeds the tank, so it's useless!
– I don't see the connection: the bow breaks the ice and maybe even supplies the tank, but all that's outside. So without the tank, it's going to be complicated anyway, kids.
– No: the script says that suddenly, bang, my argument is enough to supply water to the entire train and therefore you lose all interest in the tank you just fought and died for.
– Does the script say anything else that's completely stupid?
– Yes, look at the next page of dialogue! And to think that the French press praised us!
0
Because no, it's not over: Curtis decides to find a use for Gertrude by asking her, " Where are the children who were taken? And Wilford? You're going to have to lead us by force, Gertrude! "
…
It's a train.
It's a fucking train.
If you want to find someone on a train, it's not that complicated: you just move forward. So Gertrude is useless: it's like asking her to guide you down a corridor with no doors. Note, there was also another option if you really wanted to get the super relevant information " The children and Wilford are towards the front of the train" : ask Yuna and her clairvoyant powers.