The omega wasn't at the place of the visions
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 6:05 am
" What the fuck? " Bill exclaims just before a squirrel and a groundhog appear and try to smack him in the face!
Remember that the groundhog is a very dangerous animal: here, one of them just after taking Bill Murray hostage.
And obviously, the two have a plan since they don't kill our hero, and even disarm him when he tries to commit suicide to reboot! What is their evil goal? We don't really know, because in the end, Bill finds a way to drown himself to die anyway, and that way, he can reboot in peace. No but.
“ Get up, campers, and cheer up! ”
Back at his home base the day before, Bill rushes to see Rita and Doctor Carter buy bulk sms service and after introducing himself, explains the situation to them again: yes, he had visions of the omega. And you know what? , which means he was sending false information to set traps! A bit like that time when the omega sent him a vision of himself and Salma Hayek doing the caterpillar, he thought there was something weird. So if Rita saw the omega at Verdun... it's because the omega WANTED her to go there! And he wanted her to win the battle! Because like that, deduces Bill, who is obviously right since it's Tom Cruise after all, the Earth army would send all its forces, sure of its victory, during the invasion of France, would take its spanking, and the conquest of the rest of the world would be all the easier once the army was swept away while it was far from its entrenchments.
But then, what to do?
" Well, there's the transponder! " Dr. Carter explains calmly. " It's something that lets you know where the omega is, even from a marmot. "
Bill falls off his chair, just like everyone else in the audience watching this cinematic turd.
"But finally? Why didn't anyone mention this sooner? I have marmot blood in my veins, so I should be able to connect with the omega, right?"
– No, but well, we thought it wasn't worth talking about. But anyway, the transponder doesn't work. It's just a prototype I made when I was working at my research center. When I told them what I was working on, my colleagues said I was crazy and I had to run away.
– I can imagine, yes. Talking about omegas, marmots, and time travel, they probably didn't believe it.
– No, indeed. But then there are plenty of working prototypes hidden in General Brigham's safe.
– What… EXCUSE? You mean that you were called crazy, dragged through the mud, kicked out, but in the process, we completed research considered crazy, produced copies of the prototype in question and locked everything away in the personal safe of the greatest general in command of the greatest army in history because everyone found it so ridiculous.
Remember that the groundhog is a very dangerous animal: here, one of them just after taking Bill Murray hostage.
And obviously, the two have a plan since they don't kill our hero, and even disarm him when he tries to commit suicide to reboot! What is their evil goal? We don't really know, because in the end, Bill finds a way to drown himself to die anyway, and that way, he can reboot in peace. No but.
“ Get up, campers, and cheer up! ”
Back at his home base the day before, Bill rushes to see Rita and Doctor Carter buy bulk sms service and after introducing himself, explains the situation to them again: yes, he had visions of the omega. And you know what? , which means he was sending false information to set traps! A bit like that time when the omega sent him a vision of himself and Salma Hayek doing the caterpillar, he thought there was something weird. So if Rita saw the omega at Verdun... it's because the omega WANTED her to go there! And he wanted her to win the battle! Because like that, deduces Bill, who is obviously right since it's Tom Cruise after all, the Earth army would send all its forces, sure of its victory, during the invasion of France, would take its spanking, and the conquest of the rest of the world would be all the easier once the army was swept away while it was far from its entrenchments.
But then, what to do?
" Well, there's the transponder! " Dr. Carter explains calmly. " It's something that lets you know where the omega is, even from a marmot. "
Bill falls off his chair, just like everyone else in the audience watching this cinematic turd.
"But finally? Why didn't anyone mention this sooner? I have marmot blood in my veins, so I should be able to connect with the omega, right?"
– No, but well, we thought it wasn't worth talking about. But anyway, the transponder doesn't work. It's just a prototype I made when I was working at my research center. When I told them what I was working on, my colleagues said I was crazy and I had to run away.
– I can imagine, yes. Talking about omegas, marmots, and time travel, they probably didn't believe it.
– No, indeed. But then there are plenty of working prototypes hidden in General Brigham's safe.
– What… EXCUSE? You mean that you were called crazy, dragged through the mud, kicked out, but in the process, we completed research considered crazy, produced copies of the prototype in question and locked everything away in the personal safe of the greatest general in command of the greatest army in history because everyone found it so ridiculous.