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Serious topics like bills are for men with hair

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 4:34 am
by rosebaby3892
Fortunately, gentlemen, there are other tips to guide you so that you don't stop there.

Freaked out about having nothing to say?

Listen carefully to the way she speaks while you're talking to her. Especially to any unusual words or sentences she uses. Ask her to tell you more about them .
Let's skip over the now legendary "  To talk to a girl, talk to a girl,  " which suggests that Mr. de la Palice founded a school for seduction coaches so that we end up with such results. But above all, note: you must concentrate on the "  unusual words in sentences that she utters ." Mysterious words in sentences! Here, let's say she's not interested in subjects like cars or your CV, the fool. Try to feign interest in these mysterious words whose meaning you don't understand. "  Are you doing a doctorate? Me in Armani. Where do you find them?  " "  So you're interested in archeology? I went there, twice. Ah, the life of a trader! Have I told you about my car?  " "  I'm a Jerk? Thanks, it's very nice. Is it Portuguese? " 

Girls, remember: be careful with your words and sentences. Don't do anything stupid. Then you lose all those seduction aces, and they're all confused. And you don't want that, do you?

That said, it works both ways.

"...and that's how I had to leave the Kriegsmarine before the Russians arrived.
" - Hooo, Odious! Hee hee hee! What a fascinating story! Could you tell me more c level executive list about the Kriegsmarine while I climb onto your lap?"

At this point, you're probably thinking I'm exaggerating.

Wait... let's see... how do you take a screenshot again? Oh, yeah. Hop.



Got it? , ties, and sometimes hair on their ties. Women don't have bills. No. Nooooo. If they touch one, the bill turns into a cloud of butterflies. That's how I enjoy my luxurious lifestyle: I order my interns to roll around in my bailiff's reminders. It works every time. But afterward, prepare the baygon anyway, because butterflies are good for five minutes, right?

So don't forget, gentlemen: to make girls fall for you, talk to them about shopping, it works every time. Even about their most refined plate (the author is referring here to this Hello Kitty plate armor found at the gunsmith and which will make Sandra so jealous at the king's tournament! Hihihihihi! Because her chainmail makes her one of those ass, the hoooonte huhuhuhihihi!). And with that, big adrenaline, as the article tells us. Forget skydiving: talking about shoes with a stranger will make you drunk with sensations long before.

On the other hand, if she starts using unusual words in her sentences, gentlemen, remember to be careful.

Life , what.

But, let's say.