God clicks a new button just to see
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 4:04 am
The animals are all dying, and a strange disease is spreading, covering all the Egyptians, including Ramses, with boils. The Biactol lobby is rubbing its hands together, while the unfortunates are rubbing their skin. God, he keeps sending things like hail, just to make it clear that he's not here to mess around, damn it. And I won't even mention the locusts that arrive in country email list waves and attack even the potted plants that were lying around. The Jardiland of Thebes is no exception.
As a result, not only is the morale of the people low, but they also start attacking the royal warehouses to steal grain that Ramses refuses to distribute because he's... mean? Yeah. There you go. Which leads to a wonderful scene where peasants steal grain, drop their torches in it (but this time, lucky me, it doesn't explode), and Ramses is ready to send his guard to kill them (while the Hebrews, no, still not, thank you) since the grain store is right in front of his palace (it's crazy) and he can therefore give orders from his balcony, when suddenly, a lightning strikes right in front of the palace, everyone is blinded, time seems to slow down, colors flash (God hates epileptics) and...
Well, nothing really. Next scene!
No, no. I'm not kidding. Something absolutely incredible is obviously happening, and then we jump. Well, listen, we'll do without then!
So let's find Ramses in his palace as he's told he has a very special guest: Moses himself! Our hero, who thanks to his status as a former prince of Egypt still has friends among the guards, had no trouble reaching the throne room without incident. Ramses therefore greets his brother with a certain coldness, who knows why.
"So Moses, what are you doing here? My whole army is looking for you and you manage to get to me.
" "Well, then kill me.
" "Hmm, you know what? No. And I'm not even going to have you arrested. In fact, I'm not going to do anything I've been trying to do since the beginning of the movie, just like that, for no reason. Instead, I'm going to listen to you threaten me and my family without saying a word. Go ahead, I'm listening.
" "It's nice that you take it like that.
" "It makes me happy.
" "Well, I mainly wanted to tell you: keep a close watch over your son and only heir tonight, because he might DIE like a BIG SHIT if you don't free mine.
" "I'm not freeing yours." Now go, I'm sure all my guard and all my people will understand that I'm letting enemy number 1 go unchallenged after blackmailing me in the middle of a crisis and threatening the sole heir to the throne, my own son, with death.
As a result, not only is the morale of the people low, but they also start attacking the royal warehouses to steal grain that Ramses refuses to distribute because he's... mean? Yeah. There you go. Which leads to a wonderful scene where peasants steal grain, drop their torches in it (but this time, lucky me, it doesn't explode), and Ramses is ready to send his guard to kill them (while the Hebrews, no, still not, thank you) since the grain store is right in front of his palace (it's crazy) and he can therefore give orders from his balcony, when suddenly, a lightning strikes right in front of the palace, everyone is blinded, time seems to slow down, colors flash (God hates epileptics) and...
Well, nothing really. Next scene!
No, no. I'm not kidding. Something absolutely incredible is obviously happening, and then we jump. Well, listen, we'll do without then!
So let's find Ramses in his palace as he's told he has a very special guest: Moses himself! Our hero, who thanks to his status as a former prince of Egypt still has friends among the guards, had no trouble reaching the throne room without incident. Ramses therefore greets his brother with a certain coldness, who knows why.
"So Moses, what are you doing here? My whole army is looking for you and you manage to get to me.
" "Well, then kill me.
" "Hmm, you know what? No. And I'm not even going to have you arrested. In fact, I'm not going to do anything I've been trying to do since the beginning of the movie, just like that, for no reason. Instead, I'm going to listen to you threaten me and my family without saying a word. Go ahead, I'm listening.
" "It's nice that you take it like that.
" "It makes me happy.
" "Well, I mainly wanted to tell you: keep a close watch over your son and only heir tonight, because he might DIE like a BIG SHIT if you don't free mine.
" "I'm not freeing yours." Now go, I'm sure all my guard and all my people will understand that I'm letting enemy number 1 go unchallenged after blackmailing me in the middle of a crisis and threatening the sole heir to the throne, my own son, with death.