The blockers are obviously
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 3:56 am
That's without counting on the police ship catching up with Titus's at that moment!
" One two, one two, test! This is the police, please pull your spacecraft over to the shoulder and prepare the vehicle papers, we're about to board. "
Discreetly informed of the problem, Titus wants to complete the wedding before the police stop him: quickly, hold them back by all means! Deploy the blockers!
Blockers. Let's talk about them.
.. mechanic parts? Ugly mines? Which come out by the thousands and form a wall between Titus's ship and the police's. Sorry? No, they don't surround Titus's ship. They just form a wall. Not very high. Not very wide. So... well, Caine's plan, aided by Sean Bean who explains that he only betrayed because his daughter risked dying if she didn't have a cure that buy bulk sms service only Titus had and now wants to repent, consists of driving into the wall together.
No, not to go around it, no.
Nor to shoot at it from afar.
To rush into it.
So our two lobotomized tacticians jump into combat robots (…) and bravely race into space to face a wall of shit that attacks them in return. Interestingly, let me remind you of the situation: the police know that Jupiter, of noble blood, has been kidnapped. They know she's on this ship. The USS Gros Titi refuses to cooperate. Better still, the said ship tries to kill Caius and Sean Bean, both sent by the constabulary, with its defenses.
Do you think the Space Police are going to say, " Hey guys, we're being shot at vaguely, why don't we report it or call for backup? "
No. She doesn't care. And prefers to do her nails during a sequence as long as it's pointless where our two heroes bravely confront a wall in the middle of space.
It hurts just writing it. It's crazy. Men vs. Cinder Blocks. And they manage to make a movie out of it.
Caine is the first to emerge from the mass of blockers and, with the help of his big robot, forces his way into the chapel of Titus's ship, obviously just as the marriage was about to be sealed (not consummated, shh). What a plot effort! And above all, by the way: but otherwise, since Caine has just blown a hole in the hull, is the void okay? Shouldn't you all be clutching your throats and being sucked into nothingness? Right?
Definitely: the holes in the scenario are much nicer than those in the hull.
" One two, one two, test! This is the police, please pull your spacecraft over to the shoulder and prepare the vehicle papers, we're about to board. "
Discreetly informed of the problem, Titus wants to complete the wedding before the police stop him: quickly, hold them back by all means! Deploy the blockers!
Blockers. Let's talk about them.
.. mechanic parts? Ugly mines? Which come out by the thousands and form a wall between Titus's ship and the police's. Sorry? No, they don't surround Titus's ship. They just form a wall. Not very high. Not very wide. So... well, Caine's plan, aided by Sean Bean who explains that he only betrayed because his daughter risked dying if she didn't have a cure that buy bulk sms service only Titus had and now wants to repent, consists of driving into the wall together.
No, not to go around it, no.
Nor to shoot at it from afar.
To rush into it.
So our two lobotomized tacticians jump into combat robots (…) and bravely race into space to face a wall of shit that attacks them in return. Interestingly, let me remind you of the situation: the police know that Jupiter, of noble blood, has been kidnapped. They know she's on this ship. The USS Gros Titi refuses to cooperate. Better still, the said ship tries to kill Caius and Sean Bean, both sent by the constabulary, with its defenses.
Do you think the Space Police are going to say, " Hey guys, we're being shot at vaguely, why don't we report it or call for backup? "
No. She doesn't care. And prefers to do her nails during a sequence as long as it's pointless where our two heroes bravely confront a wall in the middle of space.
It hurts just writing it. It's crazy. Men vs. Cinder Blocks. And they manage to make a movie out of it.
Caine is the first to emerge from the mass of blockers and, with the help of his big robot, forces his way into the chapel of Titus's ship, obviously just as the marriage was about to be sealed (not consummated, shh). What a plot effort! And above all, by the way: but otherwise, since Caine has just blown a hole in the hull, is the void okay? Shouldn't you all be clutching your throats and being sucked into nothingness? Right?
Definitely: the holes in the scenario are much nicer than those in the hull.