Do you mind if I take your mouth in public?"

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"Our relationship must remain secret.
Okay, so after this part where Christian Grey does the exact opposite of everything he's been explaining since the beginning of the film, he joins Ana at her house. And introduces her to the power of sadomasochism by giving her a little spanking, right? And since she accepted the spanking, she gets a gift: a car! Which just goes to show that spankings aren't really about punishment.

"  But where is my old car, which I remind you was a collector's item? " 
- Oh, I sold it without your consent on Le Bon Coin.

Ana is crazy, hihihihi! He's controlling my life without my consent, it's so telegram data great, huhuhihihi! I can't wait for him to disembowel me and stick me in a trash bag, it's so romantic, psychopaths! So it's as stupid as it is seduced that Ana decides not to agree to sign Christian's famous rotten contract, but to offer him a meeting to amend it together before she thinks about it again. So they both agree on a time the next day at the Grey Corp office to make it look like it's a strictly business meeting, which is very credible.

So Ana arrives dressed as a hottie (I remind you that she dressed as curtains to come to the same place at the beginning of the film: she must have discovered a false bottom in her wardrobe), and once again, Christian, who wants to keep all this super secret, starts groping her in front of all his employees.

No, but seriously? The plot is ONE LINE! Can't you hold it together at least a little? Oh, I'm in so much pain! It's like every single one of my neurons is screaming and burning. I... I'm in so much pain.

In any case, the two find themselves around a meeting table and begin to discuss what Ana would like to clarify in the contract, amend or delete.

"  So, I read here, and it's true, it's not the author of this spoiler who made it up, "Ana will not be allowed to drink alcohol."
- Indeed. Besides, would you like some more of that excellent white wine I had brought to accompany our discussion, which makes this dialogue even more credible?
- Fuck. Even that's a failure. Oh, and then the other articles: "Ana will have to eat only what is indicated to her" "Ana will have to take the chosen contraception." Are you bored? 
- I wanted to write "Ana will be my trophy wife and will make me sandwiches" but it would never have gone down well with the target audience in that form. So I just paraphrased.