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The correct answer was  answer D

Don't react: this encourages the ham to continue his evil work. If the guy is trying to stand out mainly because he's at an age where he wants to be different from others, to stand out from the crowd, and incidentally, to attract the attention of Sabrina, the 4th B with big breasts, you should under no circumstances play into his hands by reacting in any way. You would encourage him to bounce back from your reaction in an attempt to present himself, sometimes as a public entertainer, sometimes as a martyr, nardinamouk.

Wflies at the height of a bottle of precious water, it is no less true that this kind of joke flies in squadrons: to stop them, there is no point in grumbling: you must simply despise them. Have an aura of hatred, radiate disdain. To do this, and from now on, do not hesitate to repeat your best  Poker Face  as a bad artist said so that with each student pun, the author of it has phone number list the impression of being in a Philippe Bouvard – Tywin Lanister duel.

If you don't know what face to make, I'm kind enough to give you a model: here, Pitch the dog, whose expression full of sadness, dismay, disdain and hatred mixed together will inspire you, I have no doubt. Take a look:

Pitch the dog, here just after hearing a Laurent Ruquier joke
Eventually, if you can't do that, give a picture of Pitch the Dog for every bad joke a student makes, and after 10, it's a Nicolas Cage poster.

It will calm him down quickly, believe me.



The correct answer was  answer B

The staffroom is the teacher's ultimate lair. This is where he isolates himself from the hordes of students who come to scratch at the door (answer D is always applicable, and for the most pranksters, you can even defecate in Mr. Mérichoux's locker: when he asks in class who "  put a surprise in his locker ," a formidable misunderstanding should arise, as well as a complaint for beaten student, but hey, you never liked Mérichoux) to find a little peace. However, sometimes, a furtive and generally bluish shadow is seen out of the corner of the eye before disappearing: these are the sports teachers who, after hibernating in their gym, decide to discreetly finish the coffee in the staffroom before returning to their lair.