The hunchbacked servant appeared in a doorway

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rosebaby3892
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The hunchbacked servant appeared in a doorway

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 Okay, listen, sir… 
– Hollande. François.
– I'm a vampire, eh, I'm not Gérard Majax either. I don't perform miracles, even buy phone number list the powers of Hell have limits. We'll end this interview here if you don't mind. Igor? Igor?



"Master?"
– Igor, take Mr. Hollande back to his scooter.
– Well, Master… shall I bring in the next candidate, Master?
– Yes yes, just give me a second so I can get back into position.
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Dracula disappeared into the shadows, and as soon as François Hollande and Igor left, a door opened and a man entered with a flashlight in his hand. Dracula coughed discreetly into his hand and theatrically declared for the 17th time today:

“  I sense your fear, mortal! ” 



Because you may not know it, but there was a time when Dracula became Dracula to save his kingdom: such is the formidable epic told in Dracula Untold , a film that should have remained Untold AND Unseen according to the gossips. So, is it gossip from the dark world or the truth about a big turd in which, for the first time in a long time, the vampire isn't kissing a retarded high school girl?

Without further ado, let's spoil my good ones!



The poster. That's not bad, the vampire doing the kakou in a pensive pose. It's just a shame it's daytime. A detail.
The story begins with a pitch told by the voice of a child who clearly has nothing better to do than spout nonsense instead of doing his homework. But what does this little rascal tell us? Well, in the 15th century, the Turks invaded the lands of Transylvania. And they took 1,000 children to turn them into elite soldiers, a process greatly aided by the complete absence of parent-teacher conferences at the time. Among these toddlers was Vlad, the son of the king of Transylvania. He turned out to be such a terrible warrior that he "  single-handedly drove back armies ," which may also have been linked to his deplorable hygiene, which we'll pass over in silence. Well, it may also have been linked to the fact that he loved to impale his enemies, just for fun, but still. Because impaler or not, you might say that Vlad only wanted peace (yes, you wouldn't say it like that, I know, it sounds strange "peace" and "impale" together). So he returned to Transylvania as soon as he could to ascend the throne and rule alongside his beloved wife, Mirena, and his son, Corky.
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