Once the dwarves are out of sight

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Good heavens, it's Legolas! He was there from the beginning and since he'd also love to zoomzoom Tauriel, he doesn't really want to see her skate with a dwarf! In the room, everyone wipes their eyes while contemplating Legolas, whose name means "  failed facelift " in Elvish. Even if it's probably just makeup, it's still a reminder of the famous rule: don't forget the children, a facelift is like a b2b email list tuning job, only those who do it think it's beautiful. Cosmetic surgery is a bit like tuning for the rich. But, anyway. So Legolas is being a pain in the neck and Fili and his friends leave for the Lonely Mountain without even a little lucky kiss. This reeks of frustration, tonight, they'll have to wield the pickaxe.

Legolas turns back to Tauriel and the two can discuss elf matters in peace, like knowing where the secret source of the precious water is or the best vegan restaurant addresses. In short, there are many matters to be dealt with! First, Tauriel has been banished from her home kingdom. Because... uh... she... well, banished. But Legolas has no intention of abandoning her: he doesn't want to return to his kingdom either, even though he's the king's son. He wants to stay with her and, incidentally, investigate where the orcs who attacked them in the previous episode came from! Having found on them the insignia of the 82nd Orc Cavalry Division, the famous "  Dwarves Fuckers ," he suggests to Tauriel that they go and inspect their fortress, the dark castle of Castlevillain. So the two of them set off at full gallop.

While we're on the subject of so many characters, I suggest we go see Gandalf, who is also in a villain's fortress, but not the same one.

Remember: in the previous episode, someone told Gandalf, "  Don't go to the wicked's fortress, it's a trap.  " So Gandalf went there, and, wow, got trapped by Sauron himself. We find the gray wizard in a small steel cage from which he spends his time sending messages for help using magic, talking to butterflies and birds, but also writing missives using various secretions and beard hairs. Also, when a nasty orc comes to have fun torturing him by giving him Indian burns, the audience senses an absolutely ridiculous and kitsch moment coming, since in the enemy fortress, small delicate feet advance.